With just 21 days to go now before the start of the new season our web page, the Rumours are positively drooling and in no way suffering from pre-season burn out. Judge for yourself.
The freshest rumour today involves Bobby Pires shuffling across to Juventus. The “Italian champions have stepped up their bid to sign Arsenal playmaker,” screams the Mirror, adding that with belts being tightened another notch at Highbury, Juve may offer a paltry £4m for the fanciful Frenchman burlington coat factory buy canada goose jacket toronto canada goose coat and his flimsy face amazon canada goose jacket furniture.
Blowing such talk out of the water, however, the never-reliable Daily Star claims Pires is set to follow the example of dangerous Dutchman Dennis Bergkamp by scrawling his signature on a new contract at Highbury.
With Stuart Taylor set to start the season as Arsenal’s first-choice fumbler, no wonder the Star also finds/fills space by resurrecting the cologne-juggling-Santiago-Canizares-to-Highbury rumour. And this time, they even back it up with a quote. “I can say that Canizares is one of those I’m looking at,” confirmed bright blue canada goose jacket the wily Wenger.
Inevitably, a new day brings a new Chel$ki rumour, this time involving Kieron Dyer. Having canada goose coat $5000 no credit check signature loans asked Newcastle United to name their price for the England man, Chelsea expect either (a) a £20m bill buy canada goose jacket australia or (b) a string of unfathomable expletives followed by the word “Pet”.
Manchester United have admired Dyer’s dashing way for far longer than Chelsea, however, and the feeling appears to be mutual. The Reds also have a purse full of loose change after fortuitously losing out on equine-esque playboy Ronaldinho, so expect Dyer to replace David Beckham on the right canada goose coat 1000 bulbs garland before long.
With the very same Manchester United ruling themselves out of the running for diddy Damien Duff, the Irish winger now appears to have a straight choice: £65,000-a-week at Stamford Bridge, or far, far less at Ewood Park. Hey, it’s tough.
If he stays at Blackburn, he could soon be swapping shower-room small talk with Millwall’s Steven Reid, though in return Graeme Souness will have to part with £3m from Uncle Jack’s rainy day savings.
Elsewhere, and with Wolves already close to completing the signing of Steffen Iversen from Spurs, the Premiership virgins are honing in on Le Harve goalkeeper Carlos Kameni and lustily eyeing up Auxerre midfielder Amdy Faye.
Cowardly Dutch thug John Bosvelt seems set to become Manchester City’s final signing of the summer, adding a touch of spice to next season’s games with Dennis Irwin’s Wolves. The star claims the Feyenoord midfielder will sign this week. “That will be the end of our signings,” confirmed Kevin Keegan, perspiring heavily at the very thought.
And while Mark Viduka’s agent touts him around Europe, can you wash a canada goose coat Peter Reid has vowed that he won’t sell the fullsome forward, fooling only himself into believing that he actually has any say in such matters.
Real best mens canada goose jacket Madrid’s Flavio Conceicao is close to joining Middlesbrough on a year-long loan, after which he’ll no doubt head back to Spain badmouthing the slums of Teesside and vowing never to return.
And finally, in the ever-dependable Daily Mail, Brian Clough calls David best place to buy a canada goose jacket Beckham a “pony without a trick” and a “big girl’s blouse”. He didn’t actually say that second bit, but he certainly insinuated it.