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Two words: Cannon Films. As in the same studio that made Chuck Norris a star and decided that Masters Of The Universe should be mainly set in Earth’s suburbs. After landing the rights, the cheapo studio was able to convince Christopher Reeve to return by funding a drama he was trying to get off the ground and giving him story input (that’s where the “Superman ridding the world of nuclear weapons” thing came from). They had their star, a novel concept for a superhero movie, and a decent budget of over $30 million. Surely, this would be a return to glory for the Man of Steel!

That’s when Cannon realized they couldn’t actually afford a $30 million movie and quietly slashed the budget in half. The actors started noticing that the props got shittier, chunks of the script were omitted, and special effects were cut or recycled. Christopher Reeve’s six months of shooting the movie’s all important flying sequences were cut down to one.

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