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Is the spoon aluminum? Is it possible that hand warmth can heat the spoon for easier malleability? Are there any signs of editing in canada goose coats on sale the video? (didn’t see any, but always check) How is this different from a black belt punching through bricks? And if not, did every black belt exhibiting super strength in the past utilize this woman’s philosophy? Are there not people in the martial arts who are, indeed, opposed to this philosophy (atheists, Orthodox Jews, Christians, Muslims, many agnostics, etc. etc.) who have kicked through oak boards or torn phone books in half?

The women’s overall point, I believe, is that one can heal one’s “concerns” (whatever that means), with a little focus. The unfortunate reality, however, is that those who happen to subscribe to this point of view usually appear a little more “off” than the rest of us, and hardly, if ever, display the sense of extreme enlightenment advertised by gimmicks such as these. Now go channel a cure for cancer and I’ll be impressed.

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Religious Fervor!Sorry theists, you’re next! The misuse of religion can lead the human race to commit horrible travesties, many of which can be found on the internet. While I absolutely cannot stand someone telling me what a complete idiot I am for believing in God, it is equally distressing when someone who professes the same faith as I tells me I am going to hell because of a minor theological disagreement. There are few things more tragic to me than seeing someone who professes to have God in their hearts proceeding to use that god to declare judgment, or to damn to hell, or to throw out the vast array of insults in the arsenal of the holy rolling zealot: Hypocrite! Sinner! Fool! (never understood that one, given Matthew 5:22)

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To conclude, may I merely suggest we stop swallowing whole any theory we find slightly compelling on the internet? Can we perhaps suspend our own belief system just long enough to not relegate our “opponent” to the trash heap of stupidity? And finally, I implore you (and I speak more to myself than anyone), don’t respond to forum comments instantly! I can’t say how many times I’ve read a post and, in anger, have typed out something that merely heightens the conflict, ensuring we both get nowhere in our attempt at communication. The response you type in anger is usually quite different from the one typed an hour later.

For whatever reason, anonymity brings out the worst in us. If we related to each other in public the way we relate on the internet, I can guarantee we’d see a lot of fist fights throughout our day. Perhaps it’s best to remember that that person whose philosophy you find so utterly abhorrent on the internet could easily be that sweet and endearing woman you say hi to everyday at your local coffee shop. I can’t imagine how many of the friends I respect and cherish that could have been practical enemies had we first met on the internet. It is slightly scary I suppose, realizing that while the world gets smaller, it may be getting a little angrier at the same time. The humble suggestion I leave you with (which is more for myself than anyone) is this: Think critically, allow for other points of view, stay calm, be understanding, and don’t use capitals! Here’s to your your web experience being a stress free and positive one!

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